Ian Collins

22:00 to 01:00 (Fri-Sun)

"I am the Mahatma Ghandi of the airwaves; the Pied-Piper of talk radio. I'll lead this country with my magic verbal flute."

Ian Collins and the Creatures of the Night was the first show I ever listened to on Talk Radio, after making the switch from Up All Night on Radio 5. The format is free-flowing and constantly evolving, with callers often setting the direction of the show. Light-hearted or serious, Ian copes equally well with both... although I will admit a preference for the more serious stuff.

Unfortunately, recent changes have seen the demise of Mad Mikey Hanson, but Miff the Merciless has been resurrected! His painless re-introduction was apparently due to the fact that he's no longer in Agony (boom, boom!). Another of the original Creatures, Sarah "I don't believe in doggy-style" Mulvey also returns to co-host with Ian each Friday, spouting her precarious, man-hating, hairy-armpitted views. :o)

Clips from the Jerky Boys are occasionally featured on Ian's show, and his music intros are faaantastic... just wish I knew who bloody played on them! If you think you know the names of the songs/artistes of the guitar-based intros circa 1996-97 (a long shot, I know!) then please drop me a line.


Classic Clips:
?? Feb 1999
12 Jan 2000
12 Jan 2000
01 Mar 2000
06 Jul 2000
13 Jul 2000
13 Jul 2000
08 Aug 2000
05 Sep 2000
28 Nov 2000
28 Nov 2000
30 Nov 2000
30 Nov 2000
19 Jan 2001
24 Jan 2001
26 Jan 2001
26 Jan 2001
07 Feb 2001
  17:54   Nick Abbot Fan - Part 3   [ Spooky, Ian! :o) ]  
27 Feb 2001
06 Apr 2001
23 May 2001
01 Mar 2002


Trivia:
Ian's real name:  Ian Fairfield.
Ian's date of birth:  24th October, 1966.
Ian's fave books:  High Fidelity - Nick Hornby.
Ian's first show at Talk Radio:  10th April, 1995.
Ian's fave TV progs:  The Royle Family, Only Fools & Horses, Fawlty Towers, and the "Carry On..." films.
Miff's real name:  Steve Daniels.
Miff's birthday:  14th December.
Sarah's year of birth:  1974.
Ambrose's birthday:  2nd March.


Websites: Callers:
The talkSPORT Website
iancollins.com
iancollins.net
Arut-r's Website
Richard Humphrey's Page
Behind The Scenes
Cameron from Dundee
Hermann/Ralph/Geoff
Julian from Ealing
Mrs Mad
Nigel from Cheltenham
Rainbow George
Roger from Bristol
Theresa from London
Wilfred from County Down


STANDING IN FOR JAMES WHALE:  It's all in the hands. :o)

Now, let me explain...... whatsa matter you?... hey!...... hmmmm.
(Taken from James Whale's webcam - 21st October 1999)


EXCLUSIVE PICS: Pop-Up Pete... Miff...

Sorry. This picture of Pop-Up Pete has been removed. Click on the link (below) for an explanation.
My fax to Ian
Miff
Miff hosting on "Agony"


... and Ian (trying to stop laughing, while Eilish sings) :o)

Ian


ITN News Channel - 30th Apr 2002: Ian discusses the Diane Pretty case

Don't they ever sweep this damn floor?!


30 Apr 2002
30 Apr 2002


First one to blink is a sissy! Pah! I empty my nasal cavities in your general direction, you funny-looking English person!!